Smashing Bottles Inc.

Smashing Bottles Inc. brings you the Lost Inhibitions line of white and red wine.

1. Colloquial British adjective describing something extraordinary, impressive, or fine
2. Verb denoting forcefully breaking something into small pieces

Smashing Bottles:
An extraordinary distributor of impressively fine wines that breaks molds, boundaries, and expectations.

Our 60+ collective years of wine-making, -marketing, -selling, and friend-making lets us create and distribute exciting brands from the world's top regions and producers. And we have a heck of a time doing it.

Smashing Bottles… Serious. Fun.

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How I cater to Offbeat Brides

Check out our Smashing Bottles website for our Lost Inhibitions series of wines. Over 100 different bottle sayings for all occasions. Same great red and white wine inside. Perfect for the Offbeat Bride & Groom!

Order online and we'll ship to California, Oregon, Florida, New Mexico and Minnesota.

Find us in select retail locations in Virginia, Maryland, Delaware, DC, Georgia, Minnesota, Colorado, Oklahoma, Michigan and Wyoming.

Ask for us by name in your favorite retailer!

See what Austin Food Magazine writer Gabrielle Faust had to say about Lost Inhibitions.

For full case orders on our Smashing Bottles website order page type in "LI30" under "Have a coupon code" to receive $30 off!

Online orders available to ship to California, Oregon, Florida, New Mexico, and Minnesota.

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THE WASHINGTON POST 1/21/17 rated the Lost Inhibitions White as Excellent. Here's the review:

Lost Inhibitions White 2014 – RATING: EXCELLENT- Dave Mcintyre

"Lost Inhibitions has a white blend and a red, each marketed with a variety of labels that can be cheeky or profane. My bottle of the white asked, “Too Soon?” I tend to be leery of wines that rely too much on cute labeling, but this one charmed me. It’s a blend of chardonnay and sauvignon blanc, with a sploosh of muscat to give it a flowery aroma and a touch of sweetness. Drink this by itself or with spicy Asian dishes."

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